its-a me twerkio

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nyu-tah:

Omg noooooo

"Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie."

honehhboii:

couldn’t find these anywhere so…

listen to this while browsing for full effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB9sdHVhG7s

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wolfgamerd:

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

Coolest Pres?

iraffiruse:

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rocklovejewelry:

Better a brief spell of honor than a long rule of shame.
More @facebook.com/rocklovefanpage

rocklovejewelry:

Better a brief spell of honor than a long rule of shame.

More @facebook.com/rocklovefanpage

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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gentlemanbones:

Excuse me while I mod Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire before the game even comes out.

gentlemanbones:

Excuse me while I mod Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire before the game even comes out.

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allthingsliteskin:

flycandy:

Flycandy.tumblr.com

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